Wedding Crasher

Move over, Owen and Luke. I found a new wedding crasher. Sure, he only weighs about 6 pounds. Sure, he's smaller than the smallest hobbit. But this guy's got game. He's only a month old and homey already crashed 2 weddings.

Wedding #1: Age, 2 days
That's right folks. I got put in doggy camp that weekend, but Master Wyatt got to crash his Uncle James and Auntie JoAnn's wedding 2 days after his birth. The little guy wasn't even invited! Heck, the little guy wasn't even supposed to be born until 4 weeks later! But no siree, he's not one to miss a party and hog some of the glory.

Wedding #2: Age, 1 month, 1 day
This one was black tie!! But do you see Lil' E in proper clothing? No way. The dude attended wearing what HE wanted to wear, cried when HE wanted to cry, and demanded to be fed when HE was hungry (limiting his Mom's ability to consume alcohol, thereby making no friends whatsoever). The gall! But make no mistake...The ladies were lining up for him!

But let's hope as he gets older, Lil' E waits for actual invitations and generally learns some manners. I did hear from a very good source that the little guy was ripping some mean farts at the black tie dinner -- he claims he can't help it, but que rude!!!

QT with Lil' E

The jury is still out as to how I really feel about this little guy. On the one hand, he smells pretty good and looks like he could be a good source for dropped food someday. On the other hand, he wakes me up a lot during the middle of the night and looks like he might smell pretty bad someday as well.

Until I figure the situation out, I'm putting up with his insistence on spending QT with me (and I like his body heat).


P.S. Wyatt's real due date is today, 10/25/06. So much for that!

There's Always Time For Fun

In case you were wondering whether Wyatt's arrival has impeded Dina's ability to make me do stupid stuff, guess again.P.S. Thank you, Aunty Di, for knitting Wyatt this cool hat. Unfortunately, it fits my head better than his right now.

Family Update

In case you were wondering how we are all getting along......We are getting along just fine.