Béseme...Béseme Mucho...

Es verdad. Yo soy muy guapo.

Aquí venido Senorita. Déjeme cantarle. Le cantaré canciones del amor. Pero primero, tomaré mi pulgar de mi boca.

Family Photos Aren't Family Without Me

If they think they can take a family picture without me,
they have another thing comin'.

If Ticky's not in the picture, then there's no picture.

Pay Attention to Me!!!

Don't ignore me Dina. If you do, I'll rip down your pants.

Hair for Sale

After letting her hair grow out (really, a result of 8 weeks of bedrest), Dina chopped off her locks. About 10 inches. I personally think that she should be selling it on the black market, as there are enough hair extensions in Los Angeles alone to keep girls in India fully employed. Anyway, Dina's copying what her niece, Taylor, did and is donating to Locks of Love. It's a feel good moment for Dina, so don't ruin it by reminding her how mean she actually is.

Quick Rant by Dina

While I was nursing Wyatt, he had a big booger in his nose. I picked it out and put it on the coffee table (so I could throw away when I was finished nursing). Well, I forgot about the booger because Wyatt pooped in his pants while I was trying to burp him, exploding out of his diaper and up his back.

After I cleaned Wyatt up and put him down for a nap, I returned to the couch with some kettle chips. They were on the coffee table open and I got some on the coffee table. So I picked up one of the crumbs and put it in my mouth -- only to realize that it wasn't a chip, it was Wyatt's booger.

So about a year ago, I was providing legal counsel to one of the most trafficked websites in the world. Now, I'm eating boogers.

P.S. Yes, I spit it out, sickos.

My mom eats my boogers