I Wipe My Own Ass!!!

Well, not really, but I do hold my own bottle.

What Happens in the To Household, Stays in the To Household

I didn't hit Cabo, or Vegas, or Miami. No, I spent my Spring Break with the Tso family at home. The whole Tso crew came to visit, including Kona. Like the nice host I am, I brought Kona along on my daily romps with the dogwalker. I usually go to a dogpark, where I run around like a hoodlum until I have to go home again. But see, here's the problem. Kona doesn't usually play with other dogs (except for me, and I'm extraordinarily patient with her, a trait I learned from my parents....Read: Sarcasm). Anyway, Kona apparently is considered 'submissive.' As our dogwalker said, when we got to the park "Kona spent the first 20 minutes on her back" (and she's not even that kind of dog, if you know what I'm sayin'). Anyhow, I think Kona had the most fun hanging out with me (drinking 40's and watching pornos once the 'rents went to bed).

Wyatt, in the back, just making sure that everything's cool.

6 month check-up with pediatrician with updated statistics:

Weight: 10 %ile
Height: 10 %ile
Head Circumference: 55th %ile

That's right folks! That's one laaaarrrrge head!!!!I ain't mad! Big head = Big brain!
And you know what they say about guys with big brains...

Good News!

Wyatt started solids this weekend. This is fantastic news for me, as now I can lick up more than the occasional spit-up. Can't wait till he gets to the meat products, mmm yum!!!