You Can Almost See Me...

If you look very carefully, I'm the furry head at the bottom:

Avery, Julien, Wyatt, Uncle Jon, Liam, Zoe & Zadie (or is that, Zadie, then Zoe?)

Don't feel sorry for me, though. I had a blast at this belated holiday get together, even if I was ignored. These tots dropped so much food on the floor! There was no way Dina or Joe could regulate my caloric intake that night!

So Bored by Their Antics

We all go a little stir crazy when Joe goes away for one of his "business trips" (read: see second wife in China, eat dumplings, get massage, happy ending only few RMB more). I know for a fact that I get walked less, I get less treats, I get less cuddling, I get one less face to lick clean...well, what I get is basically that I don't get anything much! But can't we all just take a chill pill while he's gone? Let's just relax and hang out. Do we have to get stoopid (and yes, it's deserving of the the double-o's)?You'd think they never seen a camera before. Note me, in the background, showing them that I'm too cool for this shit.

House Rules

Whenever we visit my grandma in Los Angeles, there are some house rules:

1. Don't lay on the white couches.
2. Don't pee on the Moroccan rug.
3. Don't poop in the house, anywhere.
4. Don't eat the cat food.

Some would say *F* that noise. But I just say, feel free to call me rebel.

Check me out grandma...and I was just running around in your dirty ivy before this pic.