Joe is off again traveling for work. I don't know whether that means poor Dina, or poor Joe. Or poor Dina, good for Joe. This time, he's off to the East Coast and he'll round back here before he's off to Asia. Joe travels to Asia enough that it's quite possible he's living a second life there (I'd guess Shanghai, where he has some young Chinese, Mandarin-speaking, kowtowing, I'm so glad to be with handsome American man doesn't he look like Chinese Hugh Grant, gal. Plus, I bet she makes some killer dumplings, too. Hopefully not made out of dog meat). Why doesn't he ever take me? I'd look pretty good in Chinese gear, don't you think?
You might think Dina would get suspicious of all these business trips of Joe's, that she'd be percolating with anger or jealousy when he skypes her to tell her that he's going out that evening. But nah, Dina doesn't care. She says as long as she's first wife, it doesn't matter (first wife, always number 1!!! Now, go make me some dumplings bi-atch). But I think Dina doesn't really care when Joe's gone because now she has me. I keep her company -- we watch tv together, eat together, take walks together, and go to sleep together. I mean, we love Joe and all, but does she really need him when she has me? After all, as the great Charles Schultz once coined:
And my friends, I am always warm.
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Hey TicTac, Did your adult teeth come in yet? Just curious! I'm still traumatized by the pictures of your baby teeth. I think you're the lucky one; you get Dina all to yourself! That is until she starts her own concubine of gardeners, poolmen, mailmen, plumbers, etc.
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