A Dog and Her Boy

This is my boy. He likes to suck on his thumb, which makes him drool a whole lot. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, he spits up. And then I go in...and lick his face. Or his burp cloth. You might think that's kind of nasty. But you have to remember, I'm a dog. I eat my own vomit.

Too Cute

So when Dina had Wyatt, she said it was like joining a cult. She suddenly was a member of this club (a not-very-exclusive-club, mind you). But she said that you are all-of-a-sudden bonding with other women for no other reason than having a child. You don't have to talk about your past, your job, your spouse, your dog (ahem!), nothing. Just talk about poop, tummy time, boobs, and sleep schedules. Sounds FABOO, doesn't it?

Well, Dina seems to like it enough, and she thinks it's been a great way to meet friends. Or I guess, it's really Wyatt meeting friends. Lots of friends...See Wyatt on the right? He's wearing this crazy fur vest thing...I guess he's embracing that San Francisco culture early! But before you start saying 'awwwww' at how cute this is, don't forget me:
THE CUTEST EVER, PERIOD!

My Family

We had a very merry Christmas. But check out the size of my lil' bro's noggin'! It's HUGE!!! Not a shock he can't lift it yet!

Oh, No You Didn't, Gillian!

So it's Christmas eve, and the whole immediate Wong family is at PoPo's (my grandmother's) house. We're all waiting for dinner, and my cousins are milling around the table (that's Alyssa, Aaron, Taylor, Gillian, and Jessica, by the way). Gillian and Jessica are now 7 years old and in second grade -- getting older, but that doesn't necessarily mean wiser...

In the meantime, I'm waiting for my dinner -- some nice hypoallergenic kibble. Joe's put it in my stainless steel bowl on the table, and I'm sitting around drooling waiting for him to put it on the floor.

Next thing I know, Uncle Kenny yells "Hey! Is this TicTac's food?" as he points to my bowl. Dina says "Yup!" To which Uncle Kenny replies:

"WELL, GILLIAN JUST ATE SOME!!"

Oh, no she didn't! Oh, yes she did!! The girl thought they were nuts, so she popped one in her mouth!

I didn't know whether I should pee on the floor from laughing so hard or bite her leg for eating my food.

Damn kid.