So it's Christmas eve, and the whole immediate Wong family is at PoPo's (my grandmother's) house. We're all waiting for dinner, and my cousins are milling around the table (that's Alyssa, Aaron, Taylor, Gillian, and Jessica, by the way). Gillian and Jessica are now 7 years old and in second grade -- getting older, but that doesn't necessarily mean wiser...
In the meantime, I'm waiting for my dinner -- some nice hypoallergenic kibble. Joe's put it in my stainless steel bowl on the table, and I'm sitting around drooling waiting for him to put it on the floor.
Next thing I know, Uncle Kenny yells "Hey! Is this TicTac's food?" as he points to my bowl. Dina says "Yup!" To which Uncle Kenny replies:
"WELL, GILLIAN JUST ATE SOME!!"
Oh, no she didn't! Oh, yes she did!! The girl thought they were nuts, so she popped one in her mouth!
I didn't know whether I should pee on the floor from laughing so hard or bite her leg for eating my food.
Damn kid.
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