Quick Rant by Dina

While I was nursing Wyatt, he had a big booger in his nose. I picked it out and put it on the coffee table (so I could throw away when I was finished nursing). Well, I forgot about the booger because Wyatt pooped in his pants while I was trying to burp him, exploding out of his diaper and up his back.

After I cleaned Wyatt up and put him down for a nap, I returned to the couch with some kettle chips. They were on the coffee table open and I got some on the coffee table. So I picked up one of the crumbs and put it in my mouth -- only to realize that it wasn't a chip, it was Wyatt's booger.

So about a year ago, I was providing legal counsel to one of the most trafficked websites in the world. Now, I'm eating boogers.

P.S. Yes, I spit it out, sickos.

My mom eats my boogers