That's it! Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I was brought into this family an only child, and I intended it stay this way. I was a good sport. That night that Dina and her ballooning stomach disappeared and Joe came home the next day with a blanket with a new smell. I thought it was a present, and I gamely sniffed it and slept on it. Only to find out that the smell on the blanket belonged to this little thing called Wyatt, who no longer is little, is fast approaching my weight and height, and is starting to get grabby with those grubby fingers of his (he picked my nose the other day, no really, he did; you can pick your nose and you can pick your dog, but you can't pick your dog's nose!). I mean, I'm barely getting used to the kid.
And what do they do? They do this:
And what do they do? They do this:
Due date: April 4, 2008
The next time the back gate is left open, I am so out of here. I could live as a dog on the mean streets of San Francisco. I might miss my wireless internet, but I could still do it...
Wyatt celebrated his 1st birthday by sharing the news
Supposedly, still part of the family...
5 comments:
Congratulations To Family (especially you TicTac, because you're the most important!). Now I really have to come visit. I miss all of you : )
Tic Tac, as I told my older daughter, you are the luky one! You had undivided love and attention, whereas Wyatt and baby .5 must share the love and attention with you!
Two words for you Tic Tac: you're screwed. (OK, that's sort of three or two and a half at the least.) Maybe you can come to Phoenix and hang out with my cat Tigger. To be totally accurate, you should bring Joe and Wyatt with you so the moms can enjoy one-on-one time with their newest (and cleanest smelling) toys. Good luck buddy. On the bright side, maybe those kids will be so smart that they'll go to Harvard at 12, and you can get your place in the sun back.
You should play poker, Dina. I didn't suspect a thing 2 weeks ago when I asked if you planned to have more kids and you said, "Oh yeah, definitely."
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
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