So Bored by Their Antics

We all go a little stir crazy when Joe goes away for one of his "business trips" (read: see second wife in China, eat dumplings, get massage, happy ending only few RMB more). I know for a fact that I get walked less, I get less treats, I get less cuddling, I get one less face to lick clean...well, what I get is basically that I don't get anything much! But can't we all just take a chill pill while he's gone? Let's just relax and hang out. Do we have to get stoopid (and yes, it's deserving of the the double-o's)?You'd think they never seen a camera before. Note me, in the background, showing them that I'm too cool for this shit.