Monday, April 21, 2008

Absentee Dog

Ok, I realize I've been neglectful lately.  But I'm exhausted.  Dina and Joe moved Landon into our room (thankfully not into the bed, though!  I have my limits).  That kid is always waking me up!  I've taken to sleeping under the sheets at the way bottom of the bed just to get a little peace and quiet.  And frankly, I'm not really sure what's going on with my readership is out there?  Is anyone out there (other than Auntie Amy?)?

Fine, I'll just satiate you all with a quick debrief:

- Dina no longer weighs more than Joe, but she's still fat.
- Despite my own diet since January, I weigh exactly the same.  That's right people, even though they are starving me, I weigh exactly the f***ing same.  Just give me some dang treats now.
- Wyatt is still a midget, weighing in at the 10th %ile at his last doctor's appointment.
- Landon is not a midget, now weighing a whopping 8 pounds, 14 ounces.  That means, folks, he's gaining more than an ounce a day, which really means that Dina's boobs must be really really really juicy.
- Joe is not fat, is not skinny, but juuuuust right.  He's presently the only one that can fit his pants from a year ago (or, in Landon's case, a week ago).  I don't really need to know I'm fat - that's why I don't wear pants.  

And just to buy me some posting reprieve for a couple of weeks, some photos:
Besito for Landon
I'm still cute, pay attention to me, Mom
A little overwhelmed with Mommy love?
I'm littler but might be as cute as my older bro

5 comments:

L said...

I read it! That way I can make Mom mad when she tries to tell me some big announcement about you that I already learned by reading the blog. :) Everyone's got their own reasons.

lavenderpug said...

at least you have boobs (dina, i mean, not tictac).

tictac, you've gained muscle and lost fat, that's why you weigh the same, you trim, muscular beagle you. stay the course, trooper. or, take a tip from bunni and park yourself on the floor next to someone who's eating, or being fed, and hoover the scraps. (you may already be doing this)

Anonymous said...

TicTac, Joe and Dina,
Love your blog. I get little updates from my mom (Aunty Isabel) about you guys from Joe's mom but that's about it. Congrats on Landon, both kids are growing so fast! Maybe we'll see you soon - Kevin is moving out to Berkely probably this summer and we're probably headed to L.A.
Congrats! Steph

Amy75 said...

Foie gras is on the way TicTac! Love the family photos : )

Erika said...

So cute! Nelson can be a midget with Wyatt. He is so lean he can't float in the water he just sinks. Hope you are doing well and enjoying the boys! My little boy just learned how to crawl out of his crib....Not fun. :) erika