Wyatt's crushing hard.

Wyatt's got a crush. Her name is Penelope. She is the cutest little hapa girl you've ever seen. The problem is, everyone else thinks she's cute, too. It's been going on for over 2 years now (they started preschool together when they were 3) and he's already been tightening up his game.

Some things overheard...

Penelope: "Wyatt, can you help me with this?"

Wyatt: "First you have to answer a question. Who's your best friend?"

Penelope: "Um....Jai???"

Wyatt: "Ehhhh!!" (mimicking sound of a buzzer) "Wrong answer! Try again!"

Penelope: "Uhhh...you?"
Wyatt: "Right answer!"

Getting the all-important confirmation...

Wyatt: "Are you my girlfriend Penelope?"

Penelope: "Sure, I can be your girlfriend."

Wyatt:  "Well, you know that if you're my girlfriend, you're going to have to marry me."

And finally, putting the nail on that coffin...

Wyatt:  "Penelope, I love you because you're so pretty...and cute...When I look at you, my eyes turn to hearts." (Yes, he's for real!)

We're all a little scared about how this is going to turn out.  But we're also impressed.  Very impressed.

He looks so innocent. But he's got the moves of a well-trained 26 year old.