So do you guys know what a bully stick is? Well, look closely at the nub I'm chewing here, cuz that's a bully stick (it started out 10 inches long, thank you very much):
Dogs chew on this, keep themselves busy, supposed to keep the teeth strong and clean. All that good stuff. And let me tell you, I love my bully sticks. I can go through half a bully stick in a single day if I set my mind to it. Dina thinks there must be crack in it because I'm so addicted. But dude, did you ever eat those fat-free potato chips with Olestra in it, and you look at the back of the bag, and you're like "What???? This causes anal leakage???" Well, my friends, bully sticks rocked my doggie world just like that.The other day, the To family took a closer look at a bag of bully sticks at Costco. And the ingredients said "Steer pizzle." Pizzle...now what the heck is that? Dunno, let's wait til we get home and look it up. Sounds fun, though, doesn't it? Pizzle, twizzle, fizzle...it's like a Snoop Dog ingredient, fo' shizzle. Well, my friends, it's not fun. It's not funny either.
Here is the definition of pizzle:
piz·zle n.
1. The penis of an animal, especially a bull.
2. A whip made from a bull's penis.
Well kiss my grits ladies and gents! I've been eating dick all this time!!!
3 comments:
Bully stick?!? That's what my cell mate used to call it at Folsom. Ewwhhhhh, don't go licking Dina's face, TicTac (save that for Joe).
wow. pizzle. even snoop doesn't discuss his pizzle like that...at least not in those terms....PIZZLE PIZZLE! i think i have to run down the halls screaming that.
Hi Tic Tac and Dina~anne showed me this entry because she knew i'd appreciate it and most of all fall out laughing! this is such a cute and funny entry amongst the other entries...thx for the laughs! ps~i also sent the link to a fellow friend and dog owner...don't be surprised if you get another comment~
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