My 2006 New Year Resolutions

5. I will no longer be self-conscious of my crazy eye (it is a family trait inherited from both sides).








4. I will try to dress better when I go out, and not mind when Dina does a SWF thing on me (except take out the W, and replace that with Chinese/Cheanglinese).










3. I will keep myself slim by walking Joe often, taking him out for runs everyday.

2. I will stop smoking big-ass cigars.








Any my number one resolution for the year 2006:

1. Would a face like this sniff your poop? Ok, fine. In 2006, I promise: I will step away from the poop.


The next edition of The Tail of TicTac To will feature my parents' New Year's Resolutions.