This is the kind of stuff that other people do.
Example number 1: my Aunty Deb. Just yesterday, she was sitting in the Roosevelt Room at the White House with the President, Mike Chertoff, Harriet Miers, Alberto Gonzales, and 18 other U.S. Attorneys to chat about the Patriot Act. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/04/politics/04bush.html If you look really closely at this picture, you'll see that she's sitting at the table making sure she doesn't have any food in her teeth. While I realize that there is a delicate balance between civil liberties and the government's terrorism efforts, I'm just a dog. So what I really wonder is what kind of fancy kibble is served there and how big exactly is that lawn.
Example number 2: Joe. Joe is at the Computer Electronics Show in Vegas. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nf/20060104/bs_nf/40601 He is gallivanting around Vegas seeing companies, but also seeing friends, eating at fine restaurants, and I bet doing just a tiny bit of gambling. Dina's asked him to check out the ultra-cool Yahoo! booth, that is modeled after Paris Hilton's bedroom (yes, you heard me right).
Sometimes, Joe is in Vegas for conferences the same time as the Adult Porn Awards. Last year, he bumped into Ron Jeremy. He was coming towards a corner in a casino, bumped into something, then rounded the corner and saw it was Ron Jeremy. But don't think that I'm totally boring. I spend most of my day at Puppy Prep, running around like a banshee with other pups. http://sfpuppyprep.com/ Oh, and here's one more shot of me, because really I'm damn cute.
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